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why do I smell so good after soccer?! haha notttt. #sogross
How is it.. That little ol' me, is going to be making more bank then 90 % of you *****s? Haha laugh now ***** :) I smell money!
How come here in soccer, the jersey doesn't say you last name?
How can I look my pops in the eye with pride if I'm afraid of a ***** in a polo soccer jersey?
Why do soccer players feel the need to strip after they score? I mean, they have to put their jersey back on 2 minutes later....
How ****in' good do babies smell!? I wanna jam one up each nostril and rob a bank!