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Why is marriage like a three-ring circus? First comes the engagement ring, then comes the wedding ring and finally comes the suffering.
How could you ever get legitimately mad if you were able to shoot steam out of your ears?
how is it steam doesn't just pour out of my ears all the time?
Why can't the steam come from my ears and not my eyes?... I just wanna yell right now...
Why does this dude have his iPod headphones wrapped around his neck and ears? He has meme potential. Gotta try and get a pic.
Why does my wii ring when my phone does now? I need to fix this