- If your wife is in very bad shape then it would be a really bad idea to plan a birthday party,ask her for permission;-)
Why Everybody Putin There Bday As Their Twitter Name ? Lls If Your Bday Ain't This Month Or Next Dnt Put It Up There. Lls NOT Next Year!
How do u explain to ur wife n children that u got sacked for attempting to Photocopy ur butt with the office copier???
How is my future wife gonna explain to her folks that her kids don't believe in hell but believe their daddy is a robot...?
Who wants 2 go 2 Ikea today, on a rainy, tax-free Sun.? Nobody? I thought so: none of you R that nuts. Please explain 2 my wife. #prayforme
Why is it ok for my wife to have an Ann Summers party, but I can't have my wank buddies over? #sickipedia
How much is Obama charging to get into his birthday party this year? $6 or 2 crossword lotto tickets will get you into my party. BYOF&D
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