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Why do people give me cheques for christmas? Just give me the cash you long bastards
How an earth is Paul Merson still paid to give his views on football? An absolute embarrassment who knows little about football
How long after a divorce do you still have to give free #Joomla technical support to the ex-wife?
How long do you give the male producer and female vocalist formula in electronic music?
Why did Miami football players need hookers? "Hey girl, I play football at Miami" too long of a sentence? #pickuplines
How do you confuse Gervinho? Give him a football.