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Why isn't Emile Heskey on Twitter? He can't find the net.
How do you confuse Gervinho? Give him a football.
Who would you rather have in your team? Heskey or Torres, RT for Heskey, favourite for Torres.
How an earth is Paul Merson still paid to give his views on football? An absolute embarrassment who knows little about football
Why does SportsCenter suck Cam Newtown? I'm better than him, give me a football and a helmet, and i'm out there..
Who tryna give me a ride home after football workouts?